This is what my wife says to me last night as we laid in bed and she had her hand on my bicep. “What?!” I say, utterly befuddled by her statement.
‘Your arms are like chicken wings.’ she repeats ‘ I can feel the muscle and the space between the tendons and stuff'.’
‘And the best comparison you can make, between my arm and some animal is a scrawny little chicken wing… That I have chicken arms?’
At this point the backpedalling began, ‘I don’t mean that you have arms like a chicken! How would you compare them?’ She asks.
‘Well I wouldn’t compare them to tiny little chicken arms I know that! I have arms like… a Machoke’
Yeah I compared myself to a Pokémon, but I couldn’t think of an animal with big arms. Though I suppose any animal I chose would have had larger arms, or at least a better visual comparison than a chicken.
Honestly I wish the whole thing was on video because it was hilarious, just on the comparison alone it was hilarious, and then the conversation afterwards.